Trading Places

Rating: 10 / 10

Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd are totally hillarious in this movie. It's 80s classic goodness.

"It was a stone groove my man. You are the most rightoeous.."

The Bourne Ultimatum

Rating: 5 / 10

The shaking camera style completely ruining what might otherwise have been a cool movie.

The Bourne Supremacy

Rating: 8 / 10

The ass kicking continues in this second installment of the Bourne triology, but the plot goes nowhere in the end.

The Bourne Identity

Rating: 9 / 10

Badass assasian James Bourne kicks major ass in this movie.

Men In Black II

Rating: 6 / 10

Not as good as the first one. Dialog is more obnoxious.

Men In Black

Rating: 7 / 10

Will Smith is dumb and annoying, but all the gizmos, aliens and explosions are sweet. Quite entertaining.

The Simpsons Movie

Rating: 7 / 10

This was pretty funny. Hilarious in a few parts. Its hard to blow me away after so many years of excellent Simpsons.

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does!

Starship Troopers 2

Rating: 1 / 10

I stopped watching after 10 minutes. The video quality looked like crap. It was all dark and inside poorly constructed sets. Terrible acting.

Starship Troopers

Rating: 8 / 10

Very entertaining. Good visual effects. Plot doesn't get in the way. Lots of hot chicks.

Van Helsing

Rating: 8 / 10

Good visuals. Reasonable plot for a vampire / werewolf movie. The hero is the same actor as wolverin.